Wednesday, July 30, 2008
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do?At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!


frankly speaking, recently no mood 2 blog…
a lot of things happened…
SWAY MONTH? or cos 7 MTH COMING?
i really donno
things don seems to go right de…
luckily friendship & baby are still going strong
if nt i think hor…
i already got a place IN :
emotionally i m still v unstable T.T
jus hope tat everything will get right in place soon
on e whole, skol life was fine…
in order 2 lost my focus, i haf been spending $ like no one biz -.-
bought so much clothes lor…
dan followed by 3 pairs of Ripples Flip Flops…
other dan tat is movies, movies & more movies
oh ya… VIWAWA-ing is another way 2 stop mi from anyhw think also
sigh… brain don seem tat it wnt 2 work…
kant think of anything more 2 write le…
will b back when i get back my old self ba… -.-
Monday, July 28, 2008
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY ...
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.

send this to all your sisters even me if I am like one.
If you get back 7, you are loved.
Happy Sister's Day!


I am only as strong as the coffee I drink,
the hairspray I use and the friends I have
To the cool women that have touched my life.
National Girlfriends Day
What would most of us do without our sisters,
confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
TO MY GIRLFRIENDS! If you get this twice you know you have more than one girlfriend.
Be Happy!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Keith kor, if u r still around 2day will b ur burp dae again
we miss you so much…
tis is e 11th yr u left us le
though when u left us, i was still a lil ger
i can still vividly rem hw we use 2 ply & haf fun 2gather
everything seems like it happen only yesterday
jus hope tat u r well in heaven…
WE LUV U….
skol was fine today
nothing special happen hehe…
no xtra lessons so went home str8 after skol
din do much @ home also
jus lying on bed 2 surf net, watch tv =P
baby cab-ed over 2 find mi later in e afternoon
he fell alp while i doing my stuff
baby u muz b tired ba…
woke him up @ 5.45pm but still lai chuang…LOLX
pei baby go alter his skol pants…
dan walk 2 walk bus 700 to Tanglin…
w8-ted 4 bus 132 to Thomson 4 30mins lorx…
in e end, we decided we take cab instead =P
reached Thomson Plaza @ 7.30pm
dan jiu went str8 4 dinner…
had my Tom Yum Seafood Stick Noodle
dar ordered e Tom Yum steamboat… (=
finally managed 2 eat after so many days
after dinner, went luk for shoes…
真倒霉, took a cab tat e uncle super duper rude
actually wnt go home de
when we told e uncle go 2 places… he say huh far leh
so i say we r okie…don mind paying
dan he say okie…
later dan he say again…很远 leh…
i repeat its okie… -.-
his reply: i noe u r okie but i m tired leh
WAT KIND OF REPLY IS THAT???
i m getting piss le, so i jus shut up
in my mind, i was thinking….
TIRED? dan 回家睡觉啦, y still drive?
nt as we r nt paying 4 e trip lor
when we reach Punggol, we just pay & alight…
think if i continue taking tat cab
i very fast short life le…
dan jiu go find a place 2 study
by e x we realize, it 11pm le…LOLX
took $2.80 home…
on e fone all e way w baby till i gt home… =P
plyed water le dan jiu ply a bit game & slp…
k stop here le… x 2 go skol loh…
tata…
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
continuation fr e previous entry
pick up zhu zhu fr skol after his xtra D&T lesson
tat was about 5.30pm luhz
slightly hungry cos whole day no eat
as usual la… break our brain on where & wat 2 eat =P
zhu zhu say wnt eat Thai food…
suggested so many restaurants
in e end… chose Thai Express again LOLX…
continuous 2 days of Thai Express (=
tis x we decided 2 go 2 a new branch
Thomson Plaza!!! hehe
cab-ed there…walked about in POPULAR
dinner was nxt…
ordered our usual main dish + tried 2 new dishes
Tau Hoo Phat Si Ew Dam & Kai Lan Mushroom
both dish were nice…worth trying (=
dan jiu 2 POPULAR again…
bought 2 books… (=

ITS MISSING!!!
arh…nvm u can haf them if its w u…LOLX
x 2 go home luhz
9pm & e shops are closing le o.O
tats consider early?
$2.80 home… zhu zhu reach 1st
dan i jiu take e same cab home…
haha u might haf guess la… “boil phone porridge” again =P
home le…ply water dan ordered my missing books...
my GOODY BOOKS ALL MISSING
who is e 1 who borrow dan alwaz mai return de?
jiu OINKY x le…
15 July, Tuesday…
go ah ma place after skol…
dan jiu 2 jie hse…
took nap nap…
no xtra lesson 4 baby
so after going hm 2 ply water & change
he cab-ed 2 jie place 2 find mi @ 4pm
watch tv… surf net
dan x 2 go out 4 dinner
wnt-ed 2 try e Tom Yum Steamboat @ Thai Express
yes ur eyes nt plying tricks =P
Day 3 of Thai food…
cab-ed 2 Kovan…
bad bad jam…so we stuck in e cab 4 v long
till baby fell aslp =P
dan donno wat happen, e uncle 死车 @ e xpress way lor -.-
by e x we reach, e sky a bit dark le
headed 2 e restaurant…
asked e manager if they serving e steamboat but…
she say only 3 place haf -.-
means we mei kou fu le…
ordered pineapple rice 4 myself
baby decided on sweet & sour fish rice…
add in Tom Yum Talay & Tau Hoo Phat Si Ew Dam
actually wnt walk 2 pack e Punggol Nasi Lemak
but too full le… so lian kor’s dinner also don pack =P
anyway he outside watching movie la…
after dinner jiu go Cold Storage
baby bought HAM, BREAD & Packet-ed MILO 4 his breakfast
actually wnt go Hougang Mall luk for his shoes de
bu guo… late le so we decided go find e nxt day
phew-ly home…
met er ge when i alight e cab
lucky he no ask long as short…LOLX
poor er ge say he hungry so he steam food 2 eat
went plyed water le dan ….
chatted on9 w baby & jie… till 12.30am
beddy x…
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Videos taken in Zoo & Sentosa on 19 June, Saturday
Songs of the Sea....
tat’s y no blog cos no mood…
but nw i m fully recovered le…
back in skol as e jumpy mi again =P
brief details bout wat happen the past 1 week ba…
went chalet on 5 to 7 July…
during e chalet, visited e Underwater World in Sentosa
went movie – “Hancock”
hmm wat else did i do???
oh ya…. rented DVD 2 watch in e late nite – Alvin & The Chipmunks
went Zoo again on 7 July…lolz
dan to Jurong Bird Park… (=
will load e pix lata… cos silly internet so slow -.-
7 July was a skol hols
cos 6 July was Youth Day…
PRIVILEDGE OF BEING A STUDENT!!
8 July… was suppose to return back to skol
headache so in e end stayed home…
get kor to write letter 2 skol
9 July… down w fever le -.-
3 days mc… which means 1 whole week no skol
somewat happy & somewat suffering…
head kip spin spin…
think dar also scared 2 see mi in tat state lor
kip 撒娇 cos i nt feeling v good…
thanks 2 every1 who is there 4 mi when i m sick
luking after mi is a hassle =P
had my HCL exam on 10 July evening…
some1 in class simply pissed mi off…
anyway don wanna talk bout tat 母狗
even i 忍功一流 also cannot tahan her crap
so can u imagine e rest of e class who r more bad temper?
jus let her bark & bark la…WOOF!!!
12 July, Saturday…
baby having sci mock exam…
went pick him up after tat (=
had breakfast @ e eatery near e polyclinic…
went Popular to buy some stationeries…
pei baby home…w8-ed 4 him @ e garden
cab-ed 2 ECP 2 do study…
had our lunch @ Mac @ 3pm ba…
u muz b thinking jus recover fever still eat Mac
no choice la… kor wnt e mug
i did Maths paper while baby did EL & Maths paper… (=
complete some part dan i started surfing net
by e x we realize, its coming to 11pm le lor…
bit bit hungry le…
so we walked 2 e market @ ECP
took us nearly 45mins 2 walk there…
baby had his char shao mian, i din eat cos GASTRIC le!!! -.-
PAIN PAIN PAIN…so nvr eat…
after tat cab-ed home…
total cab fare w mid nite charges…. $45…LOLX!!!
reach home 1am sharp =P
plyed water dan fell aslp…hair nt even dry yet… x.X
13 July, Sunday…
woke up @ 12PM!!!
BROKE RECORD!!! cos i wake up later dan baby
pei er ge go buy new HP…SE W760i…
free 2 concert tix 4 FIR on 8 Aug…
had a bit of snack @ Subway…cos promise baby 2 pei him eat lunch de…
went luk for Step Up & Step Up 2 DVD for baby…
so many shops only selling Step Up 2…
finally found Step Up @ Popular…LOLX
don care le, jus grab cos last pcs…
went to Laser Flair 2 get Step Up 2 …gt free POSTER worx
by then its almost 3pm le…
baby muz b super duper hungry… x.X
hope he wont faint…
cab-ed 2 baby’s place & pass him e DVDs
dan we cab-ed 2 Siglap for our lunch… (=
had Thai Express…yum yum
after tat cab-ed 2 airport…
walking from terminals to terminals…
sit e sky train so many x jus to find a nice spot 2 study
in e end we landed in T3…
did our study there till 9pm…
took a train to EXPO 2 get a cab…
headed 2 Kovan… packet our dinner - Punggol Nasi Lemak
gotta help er ge pack also since he also nt yet eat
dan cab-ed home…
reached home @ 2233hrs…nice numbers huh?
plyed water dan eat my dinner
feels tired le so slept @ 12am…
poor baby still gotta iron his skol uniform dan can slp
14 July, Monday….
1st day of skol after so many days of mc…
think got lots 2 catch up le…
xiao ge woke mi up @ 5.35am lor -.-
cos 2day er ge nt working so xiao ge gotta send mi 2 skol
his lesson start @ 9am… -.-
tis means i gotta reach skol early if nt he late 4 lecture le
din go recess again cos nt hungry…
came home started 2 blog till nw...
better stop here 1st…
go ply water luhz…
ke lian de baby still nid stay in skol till 5.30pm
mayb 2nite dan mit him 4 dinner if nt tired…LOLX…
tata 4 nw… (=
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
went home str8 after skol
played water le dan went out celebrate Ken’s burp dae
after tat went pick baby up fr skol =)
din noe wat 2 eat 4 dinner
landed in Jalan Besar 2 haf Scissors Curry Rice
Yum Yum… ^.^
stroll 2 Bugis after dinner…
it about 9pm le luhz…
decided 2 end our day since baby having EL Mock Exam 2molo…
Thursday, July 3, 2008
went Vivo w baby in e evening
din buy much things this x…lolx
rare huh?
baby only bought a SIGG waterbottle, a soccer ball…
had our dinner @ Thai Accent
food nt bad but e area is so cold de lor -.-
din managed 2 finish up wat we ordered
anyway also din haf e appetite
(don wnt elaborate, makes mi boil)
after dinner, went outside Vivo 2 njoy e night view
nice nice breeze…
e merlion luks so pretty in e nite (=
decide 2 head home @ 9.30pm…
taxi queue so long… so decided 2 call cab
zzz… no cabs available -.-
so haf 2 train back lahz…
shift-ed seats cos there is an uncle who talk on e fone so loud lor…
dan when we reached Clarke Quay
something happened…
okie… my heart nearly stop pumping cos in a state of shock -.-
baby u should noe y hor… x.X
alighted @ Kovan & took a cab
e taxi driver so scary de lorz
was driving like 130km/h...thruout…
gt a feeling tat we will fly out e cab if he jammed break -.-
eventually both of us gt home in 1 pcs…PHEW!!!
Wednesday, 2 July…
a.maths remedial…
almost half e class falling aslp while doing sums
simply too tired & its mid week lor -.-
been slping late 4 e pass weeks
so…every am will lai chuang =P
poor baby… had so much difficulty 2 wake mi up
max. hit of missed call nw is 19…
freaking a lot right?
means i simply TOO TIRED!!!
nowadays is korz take turn make bf 4 mi…hehe
fell slp in e car every am while munching/drinking my bf…
er ge nearly kill mi…LOLX
reason being i hold e bread (or whatever) in hand & off 2 dreamland…
dan it (e food) will land on e carpet of his car =X
nothing much happen …
stayed @ home all e way after back from skol…
din eat dinner cos nt hungry
chat-ed w baby till 1am dan bed x…
Wednesday, July 2, 2008




Tuesday, July 1, 2008
6 mths gone...
lotsa things happen...
happy & bad memories
but... life still haf 2 go on...
x realli flies...
i've lost a gd fren 4 8mths le...
some x still will think of him...
hate him? i donno...
juz noe i will still cry when think or talk bout him bah T.T
obstacles after obstacles
quarrels after quarrels
misunderstandings after misunderstandings
baby & i are growing stronger everydae
learning 2 treasure each other more (=
its our anniversary again...
all i wanna say is...
BABY TKS 4 EVERY THING!!!
ur tolerance, understanding & support tat u haf given mi
i noe there were tough x(s) handling mi due 2 my ignorance...
realli tks 4 standing by mi all tis while...
bonding w buddies r getting stronger too (=
tks guys & gals...
frenz 4eva...our motto...
LEAVE NO1 BEHIND
jiu write dao here ba...
continue when i back from skol lata...
1st day of e week…
skol’s fine…
went shopping after lesson…
bought some stuff 4 myself & baby…
went dad’s office 2 help w e filing again -.-
nt complete yet
er ge fetch mi up @ dad’s office…
went Suntec de Carrefour 2 stock up on groceries
xiao ge was there 2 mit up w us
i grab watever i like & dump in2 e trolley lor…
till korz say “STOP STOP STOP” LOLX
bought so much food till trolley full… (=
choosen mostly fish & prawn stuff instead of chix
cos… baby kan take chix stuff…
after completing e monthly groceries shopping, korz went pay his bills
so many bills 2 pay till e ppl who queue behind him left…LOLX
SIMPLY BO PATIENT!!!
dan jiu go coffee bean sit & haf a drink
i wnt my usual SUNRISE but BO LIAOZ… -.-
so i ordered ENG. BF LATTE!!!
er ge so funny de…ordered breakfast set when its dinner x lor
i only eat a lil bit… =P
plyed water after we gt home…
cooked my RIBBON DE PASTA…for my dinner… w SPAG DE SAUCE
YUM YUM…
dan jiu chat on msn w baby till nw…
ke lian de baby gotta pei mi till i finish blogging…
anyway baby, i juz wanna tell u….
WO HAO XIANG NI!!! hee…
k… nw is x 4 bed if nt like this morning overslept…
9 missed calls from baby =P
4get hw many sms also le…
nites luhz…
movie “You Don’t Mess with Zohan” w baby
very funny show…
SCRAPPY COCO (=
funny thing tat happen is:-
1. went collect tix (internet booking q) – auntie ask baby…u gt 16 ma? lolx
2. entering cinema x – security ask … u sure u 16? =X
see baby… told u that u luk like lil boi le ma…haha…
anyway we had fun la… (=
after movie, went Night Safari 2 haf our dinner
complete e remaining trails & e show
left there @ 12am…
last bus to AMK le… =P
baby a bit hungry le, so we went AMK Mac…
i went 2 order food & baby went find seats w plugz
cos i brought my laptop along
found a cosy corner but no plugz since all taken up
Mac still a lot of ppl lor though its already 12.45am le
w8-ed till about 2.30am finally 2 da jie jie about 2 leave
i approach them 2 share e power plugz since my batt running v low le
so thankful, they actually willing 2 let mi have it (=
there was a pair of bro & sis (baby & i think so de lah…) who is also aiming 4 e plugz
when they saw e jie jie “giving” us e main power plugz, e ger literally stare @ us
a bit scary la but baby say its 1st come 1st serve so nothing 2 worry (=
apparently e bro & sis left after some x
baby & i plyed game & surf e net...
about 3.30am... baby started 2 get tired so he slept on my thigh
& i continue plying game…lolx
he woke up about 4.45am… dan i slept on him…till 6.10am
had our breakfast @ 7.15am… yum yum
left Mac @ 8am… cos i suppose 2 mit er ge 4 movie @ 11am
pei baby take bus 136 home…
guess wat… WE FELL ASLEEP IN E BUS!!!
luckily i wake up in x 2 wake baby up 2 alight e bus
if nt… we confirm miss e stop
dan i cab-ed back…
reach home about 10 plus ba…
wnt-ed 2 nap de lor but kor say wnt go out le -.-
so i plyed water & get change…
went Yishun 4 lunch…
watched “WANTED”… nt v nice… mayb cos i slpy ba
kip wnt 2 fall asleep in e cinema lor… -.-
went 2 trim my hair after e movie…
best leh… when e hair stylist washing my hair i fell aslp…
dan… while trimming also fell aslp… super malu lor
suppose 2 mit up w my relatives 2 celebrate grandma’s burp day @ 6.30pm de lor
korz & i reach OCC @ 6pm… so we sit @ e sofa…
aiya muz haf guess la… i fell aslp
baby called mi @ 6.30pm & we chat on e fone
my relatives haf elastic timing de luhz… 7pm still nt yet reach
i getting impatient le… by e x they reach… 7.15pm
separated into 2 tables… each consist 12 pax luhz…
so crowded de -.-
well don say much… food was okie…
by e 9th dish… its almost 9pm le…
decided 2 skip e dessert… =P
went packed dinner 4 baby - famous Nasi Lemak @ Chong Pang
poor baby muz b hungry le cos by e x i reach his place… its 9.45pm le lor
pei baby while he take his super late dinner
after tat went buy breakfast w him…
cab-ed home @ 11 plus ba… kan rem le…lolx
gt home, played water, sms a while & fell aslp =P